The United Kingdom of Sul Dos Guri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bertolino De Bragança with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.952 billion South Gurienses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Curitiba United Of Pia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Guriense economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion E-Real Chimarrãoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,236 E-Real Chimarrãoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, organ donation is compulsory, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sul Dos Guri's national animal is the Piá, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supremacy of the Glorious United Kingdom.

Sul Dos Guri is ranked 13,232^nd in the world and 11^th in Arakeia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 131.27 kickbacks per hour.